I brought Silas to meet my coworkers today - he was wide eyed, awake and alert throughout the whole visit, and behaved like he was the best baby ever.
I told my manager that if I got permission
to plunk him in a bassinet next to my desk, I'd be there tomorrow to
work. I'd even put the bassinet under my desk, to hide him from
distracting my coworkers with his massive cuteness.
My manager didn't seem thrilled at the proposition.
if I understand the laws correctly, they have to give me time to use my
pump at work and theoretically, I could just feed my baby directly
instead instead of going through a middleman/machine. I mean, he totally only fusses when he's hungry. There's no way
this plan could go wrong.