I'm working on some pictures for the backlog of ideas I have in my brain and then realized I wouldn't have any one story ready for tonight. Then I remembered that some time back, I wrote an article using Cracked.com's topic page form. They never featured it so I didn't make any money off of it, but it's still there in a readable form.
So if you need something to read to put you to sleep, check out my topic on sleep. (Supposedly 12,000 people have viewed this topic page but I suspect that it is just from the time I accidentally got my mouse stuck on the refresh button.)
Oh, and for extra fun, here is a graphic I made for that page but didn't include: